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Monthly archives for Dezember, 2004
please remain seated
Dez28
2004
Geschrieben von Matthias Läßig
2004
Geschrieben von Matthias Läßig
who cares
Dez23
2004
Geschrieben von Matthias Läßig
2004
Geschrieben von Matthias Läßig
just another brain::dump. don’t try to understand or to interpret things. if you’re not THE ONE you will most likely not understand. i’m just posting this to get it out of my mind.
so here I am. half past 3 in the morning. flicking a fag. watching the smoke dancing in the pale light of the screen. enjoying a Glenmorangie.
tomorrow is Christmas Eve.
too much time to think. but why is my life so complicated right now? is it just me who’s thinking too much – making my life complicated myself?
“That’s me in the corner, losing my religion…”
maybe it’s just that everybody around me is in a christmas mood and i am not. maybe it is because the world is turning. i don’t know. but i want to know. i want to understand.
“Rest. The answers will come…”
The Truth Behind Personal Ads
Dez22
2004
Geschrieben von Matthias Läßig
2004
Geschrieben von Matthias Läßig
Subject: The Truth Behind Personal Ads
Author: lemonlady
Date: 01/08/2002 07:03Thought I share this with you, a friend sent me this info…no sure I agree with some of its contents..Still it makes interesting reading. That’s for you to decide. Enjoy 🙂
A USERS GUIDE TO PERSONAL ADS
Adventurous….Will sleep with all your mates
Athletic….No t*ts
Average looking. ..Has a face like an arse
Beautiful…………..Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…Does a lot of pills
Educated………..Was shagged stupid at University
Emotionally Secure……….On medication
Feminist……………………………Fat
Free spirit…………………….Junkie
Friendship first……Former slut
Fun…………..Annoying
Gentle………………..Dull
Good Listener………..Autistic
New Age……………Body hair problems
Old-fashioned……No BJs or anal
Open-minded……………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………….Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet………………………….Depressive
Professional…………………………Bitch
Romantic……………………………Frigid
Social……………….F*nny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous………………………..Very Fat
Large lady…………………………Bloater
Wants Soulmate………………Stalker
I’m ‘professional poet‘ looking for ‘athletic passionate old-fashion professional‘.
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