The Truth Behind Personal Ads

Subject: The Truth Behind Personal Ads
Author: lemonlady
Date: 01/08/2002 07:03

Thought I share this with you, a friend sent me this info…no sure I agree with some of its contents..Still it makes interesting reading. That’s for you to decide. Enjoy 🙂

A USERS GUIDE TO PERSONAL ADS

Adventurous….Will sleep with all your mates
Athletic….No t*ts
Average looking. ..Has a face like an arse
Beautiful…………..Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…Does a lot of pills
Educated………..Was shagged stupid at University
Emotionally Secure……….On medication
Feminist……………………………Fat
Free spirit…………………….Junkie
Friendship first……Former slut
Fun…………..Annoying
Gentle………………..Dull
Good Listener………..Autistic
New Age……………Body hair problems
Old-fashioned……No BJs or anal
Open-minded……………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………….Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet………………………….Depressive
Professional…………………………Bitch
Romantic……………………………Frigid
Social……………….F*nny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous………………………..Very Fat
Large lady…………………………Bloater
Wants Soulmate………………Stalker

I’m ‚professional poet‚ looking for ‚athletic passionate old-fashion professional‚.